To celebrate Earth Day, the National Security Agency (because…garbage is the #1 threat to America?) released a new PSA video featuring “Dunk” to show kids how to recycle. Only problem is….HE’S CREEPY AS ALL HELL!

Dunk looks like a Smurf and a recycling bin had a demon love child that enjoys doing curls for the girls but always skips leg day (those cankles can’t hide, Dunk….The Rock would not be impressed).

As far as the “creepy mascot power rankings are concerned”, Dunk is between Old-Pelicans and New-Pelicans.

Check out his video here if you don’t want to sleep ever again.

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