What we learned:

1) Never attach a firework to a string leading to someone’s egg-ball;

2) Never look directly above a firework, ESPECIALLY if your head is made of Styrofoam;

3) HOLY CRAP, AMERICA! We know you love freedom & s**t but still…July 4th is the most deadliest time of the year? How ’bout you remain a little on the sober-ish side when dealing with things that go kaboom?

 

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